crow–teeth:

today in class the professor said “it’s generally pretty hit or miss” and my entire body instantly tensed. my heart stopped. from across the room I heard a hushed “I guess they never miss huh” and I wanted to attack them like a rabid dog

prideprejudce:

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

asoftloveliness:

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

yerrgat:

volnuttsnuts:

artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it

artists tag yourselves

catsbeaversandducks:

doublemeatwithguac:

Breakfast shenanigans with Sheik (full version)

OMG

nerdyandexhausted:

Dick: Sir,these are my emotional support redheads

lapeaudelamemoire:

nevaehtyler:

Suddenly I’m a huge My Chemical Romance fan 🤔

Wow I love Gerard Way so much I did not know

Sleepy kitty

mysillycomics:

‪what would happen if the weight of the world’s oceans suddenly came down on me‬